the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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