Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Yea i think drunk-me kept all my bar receipts, just to throw it in sober-me's face.
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Randomize
