all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
A whole bunch of large men eating Doritos just knocked on my door and asked if they could take out my trash?
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Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
I woke up naked wrapped in my roommate's towel with one leg shaved and money thrown all over the room. Happy 21st birthday.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
being single and having a boyfriend 300 miles away is eerily similar. never skipped a beat eating hot wings in my bed with no pants or masturbating every day.
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Reasonably certain my seventh grade teacher is encouraging me to drop acid on twitter
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm currently deliberating if I'm going to be too drunk on New Years to handle wearing false eyelashes.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
You have got to be the only man who has passed out while getting a lap dance.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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