i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Randomize
