hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I wouldn't blame my organs if they just decided to quit working after this weekend
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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