jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
not ubering you a puppy
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
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