dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
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You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We have started to decorate penises.
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Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
You screamed at oncoming traffic , "five dollars to punch this guy in taint!".
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
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