Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
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I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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