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I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Anyway. I unfriended all of these people like a grown up and I am never talking to them again
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
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