is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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