I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
The best thing about this time of year is that all I have to do is add a random mardi gras decoration to my cart full of alcohol and boom, no more judging
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
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