google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
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I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
Im going to hell I gave him a handjob on the plane next, to an old guy playing video games on his iPad, on good friday.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
My horoscope should say: you're an alcoholic, get help today, Pisces
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