He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I didnt believe in cockblocking untill my roomate brought home that.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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