he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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