Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
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Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
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My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
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