I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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