i barfeds in our rink
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
Sometimes when i'm at a cross roads in life, i think about what i would want my lifetime movie to show what i did
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Mom just Facebook checked into an Applebees at 2am. Caption: ''WITH THE BESTIEZ.''
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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