i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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