He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
My roommates don't agree with the whole tv in the bathroom idea. Fucking barbarians.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Do we have to do this party tonight? I'm worried my bed will miss me...
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
Randomize
