No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
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Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
i woke up with my wallet keys and phone missing and a treasure map to find them stapled to my shirt.
haha i know
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
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you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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