NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Just had to explain to a senior manager why I had duct tape residue on my wrist and hand. This weekend was a success.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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