You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
Randomize
