Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
