sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
So it's official the pockets of my work apron exist solely for the purpose of secretly flipping off asshole customers and not losing my job.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I think i got beer on your cat.
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