Jason just peed on the potty all by himself!!
"omg awesome!, you do realize we aren't together anymore"
maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
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Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
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Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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