lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
Tell me right now I did the right thing by not fucking my sick gf at 3 am with her family home... Tell me my balls hurt for noble reasons.
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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