i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I know its time to do laundry... i cant even find a dirty sock to wear because they all have jizz in them
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
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