i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
I'll be home next weekend. Its mothers day. Let's party just enough so we are frightened it might be our first
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
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