Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
this morning i woke up with my panties on and i knew where i was. success.
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Either I'm still drunk or the right side of the bed is now the left side.
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
Dude, you got arrested and then texted 911 to tell them you'd been kidnapped with a screenshot of your current location.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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