If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
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And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
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She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
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