But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Just threw up my room service breakfast with my fake eyelashes and pearls still on.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
50% drunk capacity currently
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
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