i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
Randomize
