ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
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And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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