No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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