maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Somehow ended up home, probably had something to do with the makeshift ladder from my second story window. Now headed to church, still drunk, and still fighting back the vomit of a thousand different alcohols. Successful night.
I bought something for you today. You'll love it.
What is it? Drugs?
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
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