So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Why the fuck do they always fuck on couches in porn?
Don't ever text me while you're jacking off. EVER.
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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