just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
i think my tv is drunk
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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