new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Nobody on Tinder wants to give you a Blumpkin.
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