I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
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My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
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Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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