Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
You had us pull over so you could pee, you proceeded to pee in some random persons front yard while yelling "im not ashamed"
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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