omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Note to self, the correct response when a guy tells you he likes you as a person is not "ew"
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
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