how can u be prego again
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Pretty much knew it was gonna be awful when the extra condoms she had from her ex were entirely too big for my dick
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
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