Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
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We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
Someone's shaving their pubes at work every Monday and it's starting to piss me off
I mean come on
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No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
My vagina is very pro this idea
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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