How'd it feel making her break her religion?
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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