I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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