Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
omg. he's a virgin strip club employee who's going to college on a ping pong scholarship. this is unreal.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
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I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
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He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
On the plus side, I know I'm allergic to latex now. Like really fucking allergic
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
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