what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
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i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I AM VODKA MAN
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Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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