So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
I caught her walking around with a fake mustache, wearing a sombrero and holding an empty carton of milk. She's a hopeless cause.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I may have just got motorboated by a male stripper who told me I should be a porn star and not a vet student.
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