think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
