the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
apparently domino's not only has a live feed of pizzas coming out of the oven, but it also has a built in smooth jazz radio station. this pizza's getting really pornographic really fast.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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