Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
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We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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