What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Apparently shes in the bathroom puking but eating a pot roast she found in the fridge at the same time.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
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