i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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